Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
I cleaned it...slowly...
Not my problem
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Taylor Page
Gainesville, United States
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Anonymous
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Crapper.
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
#notyourmaid
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
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PSQ91 6
That's the spirit :)
gizz104 0
Today, I worked very hard to create a beautiful master piece in the bathroom to spead holiday cheer to those who pass by. I pushed myself to my mental and physical limits making sure it was perfect. A few minutes later I returned and some asshole had removed it. FML
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kcTornado 0
why would someone do that? wow I am ashamed to say I'm human sometimes.
Doortje 30
It's OK, the only specie who'd understand you are humans too, so you're safe.
VeeVengeance 0
be happy you know it's shit
josjeee 1
I think it was mr. hankey the christmaa poo.
savvy_suzy 0
Do you work in an insane asylum? If so, that sort of behaviour is likely more common. If you work in a posh downtown office, maybe someone in the company is about to go postal and you might want to consider reporting the behaviour. Unless it was actually you and your second/third personality. Perhaps this is the way your boss is trying to get you to seek help... By cleaning up your own messes
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
How do you know it was their's?
helanja 0
wow wat a dumb person........... advice 4 ya QUIT THE JOB
AceArctic 4
I rectum you're pretty angry about this whole shituation, butt don't be so anal and clean up the mess. I'm sure urine a good place for a pay raise from your bowels... i mean... boss. ^.^
skyttlz 32
FTW!
valri3 0
Are they demented?
DocBastard 40
So what you're saying is that you had doody duty?
at1325 0
some people are filthy animals that do not deserve to have access to something as civilized as indoor plumbing. whoever that despicable thing is, I hold no value to them or their life. things like this greatly upset me.