I smell a huge lawsuit.

ydi for still using the term pinky.

Have an otologist look at it, and don’t let it get wet. Probably will heal on its own, but play it safe. Your doc should be using a rubber bulb syringe for wax flushing.

Routine wax syringing for a crushed pinkie? *cough* unnecessary procedure *cough* How did your routine mammogram and routine prostate exam go?

Patient: Hi doc, I crushed my finger at the gym, I think it’s broken? Dr: Ok, but how about your ears? Bizarre....