TMI FML

By eugh - 07/05/2021 14:01 - United States - Midlothian

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Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML
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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Omg my parents have sex! How old are you? Do you think the condoms will infect your food:or something?

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peterblackmer91 12

Why are people always so horrified that their parents have sex? It's ridiculous. I'd rather have parents that like each other than parents who fight and don't get along.

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1known 30

Well your parents want you to have a good time.

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CowgirlWithHeart 15

Better than dirty diapers and getting woken up at 3am!

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Omg my parents have sex! How old are you? Do you think the condoms will infect your food:or something?

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peterblackmer91 12

Why are people always so horrified that their parents have sex? It's ridiculous. I'd rather have parents that like each other than parents who fight and don't get along.

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Hangryko 31

Your parents still have a loving and healthy partnership. Be glad of that and get over yourself.

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Crowned Sataness 12

yes, your parents have sex. that's probably how you were born. someday you will have sex too. it's just a box, grow up.

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lukey101 23

Do you expect your parents to pack their fresh, unwrapped condoms in a different bag to ‘your’ food? Hate to see you deal with an actual crisis

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John Raymond Matheney 6

at least you didn't find a tube of astroglide and a **** ring while looking for change for the ice cream man when you were 13

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KingAdrock 16

Oh grow up FFS. Sealed condoms in a box are not doing anything to your food. You already knew your parents have sex, because you exist. Get over it.

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