Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
I cleaned it...slowly...
Not my problem
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Taylor Page
Gainesville, United States
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Anonymous
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Crapper.
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
#notyourmaid
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
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PSQ91 6
That's the spirit :)
gizz104 0
Today, I worked very hard to create a beautiful master piece in the bathroom to spead holiday cheer to those who pass by. I pushed myself to my mental and physical limits making sure it was perfect. A few minutes later I returned and some asshole had removed it. FML
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Flounder 2
I'm more appalled by the fact that you all apparently take turns cleaning the bathroom where you work. I doubt I would take a job that required this of me.
ilovejeland 0
dats ****** nasty
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Where are the Grammar Nazis when you need them?
saint_jimmy 0
Ich bin hier!
drferg 0
ich nicht heir
Zebidee 9
There's no need for Grammar Nazis on this one. Now, if they'd written 'Merry Xmas' in their own shit, it'd be a different story...
ledzeppelinIV 0
gross!
DoWorkBro 4
What is wrong with peoples workplaces, sooooo messed up. On the other hand, MERRY XMAS!!
papaya_master 4
That sounds vile. Just a little. :S
zebrapattern 6
you mean, bathroom doody.
toniidubz 0
OH MY
Nixot 0
Illiterate fool. You can't clean a bathroom duty.
Crimsonhead 0
You sure did have to clean bathroom doody.