Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
I cleaned it...slowly...
Not my problem
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Taylor Page
Gainesville, United States
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Anonymous
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Crapper.
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
#notyourmaid
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Top comments
PSQ91 6
That's the spirit :)
gizz104 0
Today, I worked very hard to create a beautiful master piece in the bathroom to spead holiday cheer to those who pass by. I pushed myself to my mental and physical limits making sure it was perfect. A few minutes later I returned and some asshole had removed it. FML
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anma_fml 0
happened to me at school... but I didn't have to clean it
rakethewidower 0
How do you know it was their own shit?
Justyce_fml 0
that sux hardcore
fester420 2
how do you clean duties?
travis1980___ 0
Festive feces.
justbigbs 6
I don't know which one is worst, playing with shit or cleaning up shit, and who the F@#$2 writes in shit???? I would die if it was caught on camera I would post pics of that in the entire building just to humiliate that person. If you actually cleaned that, kudos to you man, not many people would do that, honestly I think I would walk out. Some people take pride in what they do, some people take pride to share misery
wriptidez 0
can u say mental problems im sooo sorry
l3gz169 0
and i thought it was bad when ppl at my job just so happen to miss the inside of the toilet and go on the floor next to it...even then i refuse to clean it so that's exactly what i would've have done in this shituation...
Umdumb 0
this is the greatest thing I've ever read
Karnezar 2
This FML and its comments are the best things I've ever read... #10 (and the comments following), and #43, I love you :')