Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
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Top comments
iFellytone 0
OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?
shady77 0
Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!
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Comments (156)
Bored_2_Death 0
Wow I can't believe some people are saying YDI for falling on a rake. Is it impossible for someone to trip? Anyone who says that is stupid, like they have never tripped over something before. to the OP your friend is an idiot
love_fml_a_lot 0
FY friend's life for being so stupid..... I feel bad for you...why did she think it was zit? Pretty stupid if you ask me... kick her ass for sure :)
jujujuice 0
ooooooooooouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. that kind of gave me chills reading. D:
princeton16 0
wow, i think i would have killed them. this sucks :( i wouldnt talk to them ever again. bitch!
Chanelle1 0
Oh god i hope ur ok!
werewolf_13 0
Ouch, I feel SO sorry for you! FYL for your friend doing that to you! also FYL because I can imagine the sceen it caused when you probably screamed in pain or something when she ripped it off. make her pay the hospital bill!!! :D
MexicanTexasQtt 9
For real bro!
jenny104life 0
OUCH o_O !!! i would of beat her with a stick ;D !? that sounds wrong not that kind of stick....
Cgy_guy 0
That seriously sucks... Good thing she lives in Canada and doesn't have to pay for the ER visit(s).
amodelqueso 0
Woah I don't know bout all you, but I wanna hear the story about the rake in the face!
ihearnoises 0
Wow what an asshole of a friend. Even if u WERE hiding a zit its none of his business and he should just **** off. Ouch that sounded painful
ultravioletbaby 0
Your friend is a frickin spaz...