Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
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Top comments
iFellytone 0
OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?
shady77 0
Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!
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Comments (156)
emyle11 0
aw BITCH. ooh, if that were my friend, i'd rip her damn intestines out...
Jimboom 12
Damn. That sucks. I would have repaid the favour by hitting your friend so hard that she needed stitches.. then rip them out! She how she likes it. Alternatively I hope she gave you some head to make up for the fact that she did that to you. ;)
Nissi 17
Ahh! ****. I'm so sorry, that must hurt like a bitch. Urghh. Gives me the creeps, thinking of it. Gahd.
meddude 0
poster's a woman, idiot.
Eresbel 0
Jim, I hope you never procreate. Why the f*ck do you suggest hitting her friend, ripping out her stitches AND forcing her to give head? Why do you have to take it that one step from a funny suggestion about reciprocal violence to weird and creepy pseudo-rape? It went from dishing out what was served to sexually dominating someone. What is wrong with you?
zargon 1
No one said anything about *forcing* her to give head. All he said was that he hoped she gave head to make up for it. It sounds more like he means she volunteered to than that he means that OP forced her to. Which leaves the question, in what kind of ****** up society is causing someone to need stitches and then ripping them out funny, but OH MY GOD DON'T BRING SEX INTO IT?
showurbones 0
I would plain out kill her.
av232 0
"i saw my poor friend hiding a zit, so i thought it would be hilarious to rip the band aid off. haha." FYL that had to hurt.
live_your_life_fml 0
what a stupid girl!!
enuff_crying 0
FYL for having a friend rip out your band aid and stitches. But I'm also gonna vote YDI for falling on a rake. Your life sounds kinda like a really old scooby doo cartoon, or like the Three Stooges
soccerboy101 0
that's amazingly stupid
pwnage79 0
maybe he triped or was pushed
ts_london 0
my god, ur friend is such a bitch!!!!! get well soon FYL
SweetTea90 0
WOW. Lol. FYL that must of hurt. Your friend is a dumbass.