Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
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iFellytone 0
OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?
shady77 0
Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!
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Comments (156)
mylifesux169 0
ouch! FYL
VersusFML 0
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TheresaxCheese 0
Ouch. Bless you.
cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0
nice friend.
colormestupid 0
what a bitch! i flinched just reading that.
wynterkin 0
Ouch! You so did not deserve that. I hope your friend felt bad afterwards!
ShadowPoseidon 0
omg.... i can just imagine how horrible that must have beenn.. x.X im sorry.... urgh.. u know what u should do? grab a baseball bat and smash that bitch's boobs till they pop and watch her bleed while laughing hysterically. =] but. shit.. u need some new friends.
izangela 0
your friend is psycho.
owened 0
ha, you fell on a rake
Nickel05 15
what kind of idiot do you have to be to rip a band aid off of someones face?!?! i hope your friend is paying for your new stitches.