Miscellaneous: Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate...

By NotInTheRightPlace - 17/03/2014 18:18 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML

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You deserved it 6 532

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Same thing different taste

By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 230

You deserved it 7 147

By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 561

You deserved it 4 192

By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 653

You deserved it 33 225

By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 423

You deserved it 4 268

Demanding

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 14:30 - India

Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 965

You deserved it 116

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 13:00

Today, my neighbour's kitten got run over, so I bought her chocolate as comfort food. When I gave it to her she joked, "Now I'm going to get fat." It was at that moment that my brain stepped out and my mouth took over and I heard myself say, "You deserve it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 416

You deserved it 857

Shit eating grin

By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 403

You deserved it 22 003

By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 091

You deserved it 1 898

My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 025

You deserved it 1 784

Leave me alone

By notgivingup - 01/10/2012 03:21 - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 789

You deserved it 2 005

letsgooo_fml 23

Monday 17 March 2014 23:05

Depending on what you're in court for, the chocolate wrapper may be right.

shaww 28

Monday 17 March 2014 23:11

OP stole a balloon on free balloon day

Comments

conman531 23

Monday 17 March 2014 23:23

Who cares, had chocolate

KissMyAnthia200 12

Monday 17 March 2014 23:26

What brand of chocolate was it?

buttcramp 21

Tuesday 18 March 2014 0:19

probably Dove

glabberfasted 16

Tuesday 18 March 2014 0:20

I think Dove has those little quotes on the wrappers, like fortune cookies.

mpkpm 19

Monday 17 March 2014 23:27

Wrapper knew you were there for stealing chocolates..

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 17 March 2014 23:46

What did you do for a Klondike?

JamoB 7

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:29

Go to court...

mekoveya 10

Monday 17 March 2014 23:58

Try not to think of it as a piece of chocolate that was calling you out for needing to be in court, but rather as piece of chocolate that was commending you for taking responsibility and showing up.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 18 March 2014 15:27

Or just a piece of chocolate to calm your nerves. The quote was just an unfortunate coincidence.

edward713 0

Monday 17 March 2014 23:59

Well, you did have to appear in *court* and not in *jail*. Sounds more like you should be a judge/lawyer/cop to me. I wouldn't say that's a bad thing!

glabberfasted 16

Tuesday 18 March 2014 1:50

Or one of those artists who draw scenes of court rooms!

glabberfasted 16

Tuesday 18 March 2014 0:15

I definitely thought this FML was headed towards a laxative one at first.

w_pony_4ever 15

Tuesday 18 March 2014 2:46

Omg I thought I was the only one! Phew!

glabberfasted 16

Tuesday 18 March 2014 6:47

Any kind of chocolate on FML is always suspicious.

FracturedMinds 21

Tuesday 18 March 2014 0:28

Okay. I'm curious. Why are you in court? This needs a follow up.

lenehey 7

Tuesday 18 March 2014 3:00

OP - The chocolate wrapper was right. You should have been in court and you were were you needed to be. But don't read too much into that. You only needed to be there for as long as it took, and no longer. Now you have the rest of your life and hopefully will never need to go back again. And, the next time you open a chocolate, and it reads that you are right where you shpuld be, lets hope it's a pleasant place, like a beach, or the mall, or driving down a long stretch of open road with someone you love.