Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Underage boozing
Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
No good deed…
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
No more yodelling
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Busted
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Suspicious
Today, I pulled over because my cell phone was ringing, as it's now illegal to use in a car. I finished the call when a motorcycle cop on side of road pulls up behind me and comes over. The reason? "You pulled off the road and it was suspicious, then I ran your plate…" FML
Top comments
Welshite 39
There might be a gun in the top, with a mysterious caller/murderer dictating your every movement. I use movies as real-life examples too.
WizzleMan17 11
It's now illegal if you make a call that is not on an iPhone
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Comments (128)
LisaDay 14
the only places near me that still has a payphone is the walmart and outside the county courthouse. but they are not in a booth, just hanging on the wall.
Luluthus 41
Clearly someone was paranoid
tbro47 23
Maybe they were trying to save you. They might have thought it was a suicide booth.
worldclassrager 39
Those pay phones can be mysterious
inner_peace 19
Do people not know what a payphone is anymore?
rybaby23 8
What is this mysterious thing you call..payphone?
Relf 19
Dude Ovcourse you would, who uses a payphone nowadays like really -_-
Spyfiction 6
Ha!
TheyCallMeDamien 17
The cellphone companies conspired against you.
bkeller 3
that sucks