Anonymous
Brighton, Australia
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
drunk under 18 teenager
Marrakech, Morocco
Underage boozing
Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
SCdriver
Lexington, United States
No good deed…
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Anonymous
No more yodelling
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Michelle
Netherlands
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Busted
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
Suspicious
Today, I pulled over because my cell phone was ringing, as it's now illegal to use in a car. I finished the call when a motorcycle cop on side of road pulls up behind me and comes over. The reason? "You pulled off the road and it was suspicious, then I ran your plate…" FML
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Welshite 39
There might be a gun in the top, with a mysterious caller/murderer dictating your every movement. I use movies as real-life examples too.
WizzleMan17 11
It's now illegal if you make a call that is not on an iPhone
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1947Chevy 17
Whate in this day and age did you find a pay-phone. My school has one but only because it's a way to get money when cell phones are not allowed. I don't know where you find one other than like that
pumpkinpii 14
Idk pay phones are pretty old. You could be time traveling for all we know. FYL
Rexor 9
Well, it is 2014. "Let's go fine a pay phone, they still around?"-Captain Price
SuperMoth_fml 3
Where do you even find a payphone anymore?
nathansch 11
Omg my neighbors called the cops on me for suspicious behavior I was driving out of my garage.
mesahus 5
HES GOT A PAYPHONE HOLY SHIT GET BACK IN DA CHOPPA!!!
Nasher86 8
I can see that being suspicious, who uses a pay phone this days?
swedeNix 13
Thought payphones were extinct(?) next time claim ur superman but forgot ur suit in the loundry:)
aamir251 18
What did the cops say after that?
liverpooly44 8
Well, it's not what you use it's what you look like. Sad isn't?