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FML - The follow-up

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

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He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.
By TCRII / Wednesday 23 July 2014 23:52 / United States - Woodbridge
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Thank you Father (my dad) for giving me your x/making me a girl.

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  bdun4  |  18

@24 I thought that the male gives the Y chromosome to make them a boy

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  Futacy  |  29

47- Your mom gives you an X no matter what, and if your dad gives you an X, you're a girl (XX), but if your dad gives you a Y, you're a boy(XY)

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  cryssycakesx3  |  22

thanks 24, for letting us know that, indeed, your father is in fact your dad. clarification was appreciated as I was a little fuzzy on the relationship.

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  Googolman  |  28

2 - Why did you capitalize "his"? Do you think OP's son is God?

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  TCRII  |  20

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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  HuebertMCR  |  10

So he was doing the climb buck naked I assume

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  ShyVi  |  18

#73 I'm dying of laughter. Oh god make it stop!

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  zRatio  |  6

It was an 8 year old. Not a baby.

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  cryssycakesx3  |  22

if I had a gentleman's appendage, I'm certain I'd stick it in random things -- to see if it fits, of course.

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  HylianTwilight  |  21

61, maybe it's just a girl thing. Many men I talked to said if they were females for a day, they'd be shoving stuff up the cooch just to see "what it felt like"...so, if we ladies had a dick for a day, I think that would be our idea of 'experimentation'. I'm not speaking for everyone, just from personal experiences with the conversations.

By  WasabiMars  |  21

And here I thought it's the penis that does the penetrating. Seriously though, having splinters in that area is really painful and it's possible that there could be an infection. Better get your son checked just to make sure.

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  tehandyz  |  7

I dont think you need a doctor to check for infection. redness, puffiness and unusual heat are signs of infection but OPs follow-up said no signs of infection and it sounded like superficial splinters anyway.

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