By TCRII - United States - Woodbridge Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML I agree, your life sucks 54775 You deserved it 5152 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share TCRII tells us more : He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.