Anonymous
Brighton, Australia
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
drunk under 18 teenager
Marrakech, Morocco
Underage boozing
Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
SCdriver
Lexington, United States
No good deed…
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Anonymous
No more yodelling
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Michelle
Netherlands
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Busted
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
Suspicious
Today, I pulled over because my cell phone was ringing, as it's now illegal to use in a car. I finished the call when a motorcycle cop on side of road pulls up behind me and comes over. The reason? "You pulled off the road and it was suspicious, then I ran your plate…" FML
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Welshite 39
There might be a gun in the top, with a mysterious caller/murderer dictating your every movement. I use movies as real-life examples too.
WizzleMan17 11
It's now illegal if you make a call that is not on an iPhone
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radrahrachel 7
I once walked past a ringing Wal-Mart pay phone. Nobody was on the line though.
classiceagle63 16
"Tony, go to the next pay phone in Liberty City."
Black_Knight80 13
People are having serious trust issues nowadays.
drumguy218 11
to many episodes of ncis
Spyfiction 6
Ha!
IzzyIzebel323 13
They just got nothing better to do.
PainOfDemise 11
That's just too oldschool these days. Were you wearing a trench coat too?
squarecircles 13
Maybe they thought you were changing into superman and got jealous.
sdroze1389 31
has anyone seen that weak plotted movie "payphone"? maybe someone saw that movie and got suspicious of anyone in a phone booth.
fuckup666 17
Omg xD that's just stupid (of The person that called The cops on you, not you silly)