Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
Today, I woke up at 4 a.m. to the smell of something burning. My husband and I checked the house, and I was convinced there was possibly an electric fire. Went back to bed, then when I woke again I remembered I'd straightened my hair the day before and that’s what the burnt smell was. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
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musicalibrary 4
Try your best not to attract ants.
Tamara2011 0
Hey that's a good way to attract guy ;) they know that you should taste good in the future.... lol
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yea_or_no 0
jajaja sweet!
Coccinelle_fml 15
The other day I was eating pizza and opened my spicy sauce pack with my teeth. i had spicy sauce in my hair.
glen12 0
did it smell nice I thought it would
42billybob 5
you had time for pancakes, and to straighten your hair, and to post an FML. i wonder why there's no time to shower.
boatkicker 5
yallsuperdumb, were you telling me not to procreate, or the person I was replying to?
Kuroftw 0
Pfffft. Rinse your hair in the sink and stop caring what it looks like.
twistedprincess 0
You had enough time to post this, but not enough to take a damn shower?
DRY0YRD 0
Eating. You're doing it wrong.
mallen 0
cut it off ...duh
ctccrymetyme 0
Today, I saw my girlfriend in the parking lot at "Shaws" and went behind her planning to scare her. I grabbed her from behind and yelled: "Gotcha!" She turned around, it wasn't her. She maced me and I'm in court for being a possible sex offender. If I lose, I won't be able to go within 200 feet of a school.