Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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arms_akimbo 0
aaaahahahahahaha
atomicmrpelly 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHA HA HA! HHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!! As a nerd myself I would like to say **** YOU YOU ******* DESERVED THAT and HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lilliputian 0
you were a douche, and it sounds like you still are. you have learned nothing. now you dont like your girlfriend because she works at 7-11. you dont deserve her.
randomriot 0
Well...this guy did divorce his first wife...Doesn't necessarily mean the guy is happy. Though, picking on people never leads you anywhere... If you're happy, it shouldn't matter.
takemeaway10 0
#358: I didn't make those up, but I appreciate the idea that you think I'm nerdy enough to do so. http://www.goingthewongway.com/208/difference-between-nerd-geek-and-dork/ While the majority of people may use them in a certain way, it doesn't mean their usage is right. Millions of people say "ATM Machine." That doesn't make it less idiotic. I'm trying not to make this about me, but my point is that people don't know what it means to be a nerd, geek, dork, socially inept, or introverted. A lot of nerds and geeks are introverted. They choose not to be amongst many people, so you may think they are socially inept or antisocial. In reality, you probably haven't made an attempt to strike conversation with said person. Introverts enjoy activities with few people, like video games or reading (just one person). This is why they never desire to be popular; the masses of people is a drain of energy. Some nerds will go to the extent of making sure idiotic pricks stay far away, even if it means enduring a little hazing. I don't enxpect you to understand because you're not a nerd and you obviously bullied them at one point in your life. #379: FIrst, he only replied to my post on definitions, so read before you decide to swing your holy douchiness around. Second, don't joke about mentally unstable kids unless you've *****successfully**** raised some kids of your own. #408: I've wallowed in the past. Then, I realized there were people older and younger who expected great things from me. It's amazing what you can do when you actually try!
DisturbedDriver 0
#415 - Amen to that. I've got my law school exam coming up. This "nerd" has his own bright future to tend to, so time is of essence. Best not spend it on FML!
pinkpolkadotsxp 0
WOW. ur a dick. and dont be a jerk 2 ur gf. DICK
pinkpolkadotsxp 0
and #356, ur awesome. XD
jenn22_fml 0
Thats what you get. YDI
QuellEustelle 0
What, is your girlfriend not good enough for you? She deserves better.