Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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cinnamania 3
YDI for comparing you girlfriend like that.
TunaSammich 0
Women are not material objects you pick up like a ******* car. It's not like you had a pinto and he had a mercedes. I feel sorry for your girlfriend since you view her as an object.
Persisted 0
#432 #433
agt 0
Dick sucker! I bet you work cleaning the underground sewer pipe of that MC Donald's beside that 7-11. I hope Karma hits you hard in the face several times until you fall off your chair, hit your head on the cabinet and die in slowly, painful, traumatizing two and a half minutes of Hell. Of which you would never even be able to think about telling anyone about how torturous it was and how humiliated you felt when God looked at you and squirted twice on your face. You couldn't even cry. But uh, you couldn't resist not to drop a tear on one of Hell's lava rivers when Lucifer grabbed his demonic pitchfork and stuck it in your anus. And if by any natural accidents you still happen to survive - you ******* son of a bitch, I truly hope your girlfriend gets possesed by One of the 7 demons from Apocalipse to finally annihilate you slowly by sucking your soul out of your body while you sleep after a hard day's work cleaning shit out of the underground sewer pipe of that Mc Donald's. And I didn't even mention the part about the Poltergeists!
SoFaded80 0
lol unless he had either of those girls there i bet he was lying everyone does at those things...i bet hes never had a girlfriend let alone a wife ha
deliruin 0
XD
daviedubbs 0
Man, i feel sorry for your girlfriend. Here you are bagging her out for not being a supermodel? haha hopefully she realises what a douche you are and you're left with nobody. you diserve to die alone.
MissItaly 0
wow. u REALLY dont deserve your girlfriend. maybe one day u will learn, u cant live off looks alone. if u try to keep up this shallowness going to die alone. even the most beautiful faces will wrinkle, and the most tender, slim, toned, weel develped bodies will begin 2 sage. and no amount of make up of plastic surgery will ever fix it. (she wud just end up looking like joan rivers). thats when real love stands out. its when u learn 2 appreciate the heart. the smile. the touch. and the love that u will be truly the luckest man alive. cuz then u will always be happy. cuz those are the things that never change.
DisturbedDriver 0
#436 You have to also consider the possibility the nerd wasn't lying. I would've posted this FML if I'd been in OP's shoes. Such incidents are very difficult to forget. Other than that, I have a feeling you're only saying that because: 1. You're not a nerd and you're the type who get insecure the very moment a nerd/geek or someone you regard as socially inferior to you gets something you can only dream of having. It's ok. I understand how/why you behave that way. On more than one occasion, I've seen your typical former jock guys get extremely jealous and insecure when their girls would snuggle up to and flirt with me when they felt their boy wasn't looking. Fortunately I'm not a low-baller. 2. You're assuming that nerds stay nerdy all their lives. Hate to break it to ya, but many "former" nerds I knew from high school are either about to graduate from top schools, already working at firms and well on their way toward earning a comfortable 6-figure salary, or banging A-list hot chicks where they are. Real life outside of the bubble called high school surrre goes a long way to change people. Of course, there are exceptions. Some of these "former" nerds have become basket cases. They drift from one dead-end job to another with a really crappy outlook on life. I know a guy who was among the smartest kids in school. He used to get pushed around every now and then. He probably had more potential than a lot of us of going to an Ivy and landing a job with an engineering firm. But sadly, he wasted his talent on groaning about how he hates his parents. He now works at Trader Joe's...and has been there since college and well before the credit crunch popped up. But you get my point. Keep lying to yourself that nerds are nerds forever. I'll agree with ya partially on that belief. But don't moan/groan and cry on FML when your reunion comes up.
Banthestrandland 0
What #439 said. Wow, #434. I wish I could say I felt your pain, but no matter how much I might resent the people who picked on me in school, I don't wish hellfire and divine bukkake on them. Anyway, this FML is probably fake. It's nonetheless effective, though.