Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was in a café when a construction worker asked to borrow a pen. The only pen I had on me was my brand new Parker, which I reluctantly loaned him. As he was writing, he stopped to think, and happily chewed on the end of the pen, which he later returned to me, glistening in saliva. FML
Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing, and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, my boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. It was my last shot of getting a job before my savings run dry. It all went well until I was asked why I wanted to join the company. I got flustered and stuttered, "Because I um, I like money?" The guy gave me the most insincere "We'll be in touch." ever. FML
Today, I went to a job interview super early and giddy with enthusiasm. While waiting in the lobby, I struck up a friendly conversation with a bloke who was also waiting around in a suit. I jokingly told him, “Good luck mate, but I’m getting this job.” Turns out he was the hiring manager. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML
Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML
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Top comments
kayydb7 14
That's when you laugh it off as a joke, then sell him the pen.
keithsbooty 20
Nice try though
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Comments (79)
SparkyRoxYurSox 16
Try again next time :p
qdawg06 23
Good try. Next time try to use something that isn't from a movie though...
dakid87 10
Man you got the job , that was great lol
guinea_pigs 9
Doesn't seem like an FML to me, it sounds like he was playing along with the joke. I bet you got the job!
sweetlysarcastic 3
Lame
mrtonyanderson 20
Did you get the job?
Mattlozano12 15
At least you tried!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Aha, nice try!
Erebus_Terror 12
Is a captain here who could tell us under-a-rock-dwellers what they did in that scene?
Bentonic 11
I haven't seen it, but I'm pretty sure what happened is that someone gave someone else a pen to write their name down and then forced them to pay. Again, I haven't actually seen the movie.
Hesher 19
#24 Maybe you shouldn't respond to a question you don't know the answer to. It's not a requirement to leave a comment.
Erebus_Terror 12
Thank you! And of course all nun are lesbian, that absolutely makes sense.^^
lieponis 6
So fast :| I mean you said just few words and he managed to troll you... What a shame...