Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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Top comments
paprikacha 9
I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.
Why4426 0
priceless
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Comments (169)
only1onyx 0
Doc didn't say he needs to die, i inferred he was implying that the joke needs to die. i agree.
underpaid011 0
finally - a real FML! were you at Magic City Casino?
smileeee_fml 0
yeeh orite
KiddNYC1O 22
What? People are still amused by puns? Sigh.
hihi1212 1
thats why you dont use public restrooms. there so gross
heathersmorin 0
Cause when you gotta go, you gotta ******* go!!! Not all people are stuck-up princess like you. I use them and guess what?! I don't hover, I sit my ass on like ******* sit! You not going to die from a public restroom, I promise.
heathersmorin 0
seat**
Happygofucky 0
People like this really irritate me.. HURR IMA PEE ALL OVA THE TOILUT PAP3R LOL!!!!! Those who go out of their way to **** over others for no reason need some anal raping from my fist of doom.
nissanman_fml 16
You're awesome, just saying.
tiswine 0
LOL
crzymxican 0
haha that sucks, write on the wall with your shit "thanks asshole!" fyl
pickles1994 18
lol
chinky69 0
well, add poop to the tissue! call it even! plus, dont flush the toilet
Blue_Barbie 0
Eeeeeeeeeeew!
lekiat 0
always check the tissue first to see if any is there. YDI