Health: Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished,... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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paprikacha 9

Monday 4 April 2011 13:04

I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.

Why4426 0

Monday 4 April 2011 12:09

priceless

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only1onyx 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:20

Doc didn't say he needs to die, i inferred he was implying that the joke needs to die. i agree.

underpaid011 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:23

finally - a real FML! were you at Magic City Casino?

smileeee_fml 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:30

yeeh orite

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 4 April 2011 14:30

What? People are still amused by puns? Sigh.

hihi1212 1

Monday 4 April 2011 14:44

thats why you dont use public restrooms. there so gross

heathersmorin 0

Monday 4 April 2011 21:46

Cause when you gotta go, you gotta ******* go!!! Not all people are stuck-up princess like you. I use them and guess what?! I don't hover, I sit my ass on like ******* sit! You not going to die from a public restroom, I promise.

heathersmorin 0

Monday 4 April 2011 21:52

seat**

Happygofucky 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:56

People like this really irritate me.. HURR IMA PEE ALL OVA THE TOILUT PAP3R LOL!!!!! Those who go out of their way to **** over others for no reason need some anal raping from my fist of doom.

nissanman_fml 16

Monday 4 April 2011 19:32

You're awesome, just saying.

tiswine 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:31

LOL

crzymxican 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:58

haha that sucks, write on the wall with your shit "thanks asshole!" fyl

pickles1994 18

Wednesday 6 April 2011 9:38

lol

chinky69 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:59

well, add poop to the tissue! call it even! plus, dont flush the toilet

Blue_Barbie 0

Monday 4 April 2011 15:09

Eeeeeeeeeeew!

lekiat 0

Monday 4 April 2011 15:18

always check the tissue first to see if any is there. YDI

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