Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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Top comments
paprikacha 9
I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.
Why4426 0
priceless
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Comments (169)
Randuhh_17 4
I see what you did there...and it is appreciated.<(^.^)>
TheNewGuy03 29
definitely a "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--" moment if i ever heard one. |the kid|
paprikacha 9
I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.
callofduty4life 0
OP should have checked before they sat down. I mean it's just like checking the seat is down before you sit. it's only common sence.
Maccaroney 11
Joke's on you, it was on fire. Turns out the pisser was an outstanding citizen. Someone saw what happened and called the mayor. The mayor showed up and wisked him away before he could throw it away and notify someone to put on a other roll.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yeah... Definitely a "**** your life" moment for sure... That's ******.
atthegates 0
at least they didn't shit on the toilet paper
joeyrz 2
that's why I always check the tp before using a public restroom.
twobig4u 3
I agree!!
enonymous 9
God you're such a whiney bitch Mcguyver would have needed chewing gum some tin foil and a rubber band and would have had either some new toilet paper or would have had a toilet paper purification system.
jewfro311 0
Win!
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Well, it's not like you have any other choice at this point. FYL though. :(
sourgirl101 29
You always need to first check out your T.P. shituation, especially when using a public restroom. (:
ILoveEggnog 7
I see watcha did thar.
enonymous 9
you two need to understand sometimes we are to excited because we know we ate a can or 2 whole cans of corn. Yes it's like firing machine gun of corn out your ass but then you get to revel in the artwork of brown and yellow maybe throw in some apple for the occasional red or green. It cause us to forget to check tp but it also teaches us to bring some from home from now on
Shinygirlnz 1
Agreed, when using a public restroom check the loo paper situation (or in sourgirl's words 'shituation') right at the start.
Nimmrodel 11
Use your voice, scream until someone comes in and can give you some more paper.