Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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Top comments
paprikacha 9
I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.
Why4426 0
priceless
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Comments (169)
lmaoatall 6
mmm hhmm, sure op, blame it on someone else. isn't that always the answer in cases like this? blame it on others. your the one with the Nasty ass case of the squirts. take responsability for once in your life
PassTheDutch 0
how did you not notice. cause how I'm picturing it, the toilet paper would be a yellow color? FYL for not noticing or checking.
CrAzyFlOriDaGiRl 1
Fuckk yerr lifeeey
romanthompson 0
hit me up!!
ncvolley123 8
hehehehehehehe, sucker.....
callofduty4life 0
You're supposed to carry a few extra slips of sandpaper for when these things happen.
jcrob 0
unlucky! what did you do? use your jocks and then stuff them behind the toilet....??
Lotem_KW 3
gosh! I had that same problem except I was in my house and my sister had purposely thrown the tp in the toilet xP
ILike_Dancing123 19
They can't aim straight, if they pee on the toliet paper :L
Sparx1_1 16
Always assume the person before you thinks they are a comedy genius and has done something amazingly stupid for you to find.
MissBunny25 0
you shouldn't have given me that concussion at cheerleading -.- you should have known I was going to retaliate, OP. your wheaties are next -.-
xiar 0
I've seen this one before