Health: Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished,... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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Top comments

paprikacha 9

Monday 4 April 2011 13:04

I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.

Why4426 0

Monday 4 April 2011 12:09

priceless

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ILoveEggnog 7

Monday 4 April 2011 13:32

Would you want to rub dried urine upon your anus?

Euronova 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:37

Pretend you're in India, where it is custom to use your hand.

DiamondFinish 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:41

Haha I have done that out of pure evil. Never use public restrooms for taking a shit.

DiamondFinish 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:47

Silly kids. The best way to do it is by dragging your ass across the floor.

truehitman2010 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:47

sounds like a shitty situation

DocBastard 38

Monday 4 April 2011 13:54

Looks like another shitty use of a shitty joke that needs to die.

chammi 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:09

agree lol.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Monday 4 April 2011 14:10

I agree with Doc, those jokes were never funny and never will be. Although, I don't think he should die I just think people should stop using those jokes XP

heathersmorin 0

Monday 4 April 2011 21:43

Mhmmm

DiamondFinish 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:48

Really? You saw what he did there? What a stupid response. A simple lol would have been enough.

DiamondFinish 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:50

Not if he wanted the HERPY DERPYS.

khaya 9

Monday 4 April 2011 13:56

Or run around in a circle with your pants off in the stall, until you're clean down there.

smileeee_fml 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:57

^ that was even more of a stupid response. you dont have to tell people what to write and what not to write. if you're not pleased, ignore it.

DiamondFinish 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:15

your mom

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