Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
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Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML
Today, I poured myself a glass of Coke from the bottle in the fridge. While drinking it, I saw tiny pieces floating in it. Apparently, my boyfriend had drunk straight from the bottle in the morning, felt sick and threw up. He then put the bottle back in the fridge. I just drank my boyfriend's vomit. FML
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LadyGore 12
And that's when you throw it in his face after he hands it to you.
shaebayla 6
What the ****!
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Comments (96)
Chrizz03 4
Pay back is a bitch
conqueror57 11
Research "proves" that the baby's father's semen is a cure for morning sickness. Maybe he didn't want to be a jerk by coming in your water and thought spitting in it might serve the same purpose??
pandalover69 26
no, her husband is just an insensitive jerk
laden_swallow09 35
61- I'll give you the benefit of doubt and imagine you believe you're funny, but where the HELL did you come up with that explanation? And why is "proves" in quotation marks?
fathead123456 3
Get out. He's obviously an asshole.
naughtylez82 4
Wow op fyl indeed. Your husband is a jerk. Some things that helped when I was pregnant was minty stuff. Gum, breath mints things like that.
SoylentCandycorn 10
When you give birth, save the afterbirth and find a way to mix it into his next meal. See how he likes that.
BellaBelle_fml 23
That is so completely sick and twisted…it's genius really.
SoylentCandycorn 10
"Honey, I made lasagne!"
Kallian_fml 21
He just wanted to contribute to his babies development. Delicious nutritious spit. Mmmm.
BellaBelle_fml 23
I think OP's husband has contributed enough to the development of their child by impregnating her.
TheInfamousJosh_fml 12
Kick him in the balls.
asherm 15
OP sorry husband did that, very disrespectful! I'd kick his ass first and ask why after (after you're done puking) sorry I know morning sickness sucks. Hope you feel better soon, and hubby stops acting like d-bag and is a good dad
zandalee 20
If my husband did this to me (not knowing I was watching him) I would be inclined to be afraid of him. He obviously hates you. Get away from him.
BellaBelle_fml 23
The only true sick person in this situation is the OP's husband.