Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML
Today, I poured myself a glass of Coke from the bottle in the fridge. While drinking it, I saw tiny pieces floating in it. Apparently, my boyfriend had drunk straight from the bottle in the morning, felt sick and threw up. He then put the bottle back in the fridge. I just drank my boyfriend's vomit. FML
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LadyGore 12
And that's when you throw it in his face after he hands it to you.
shaebayla 6
What the ****!
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Comments (96)
Nissi 17
What the hell? Divorce his ass.
ickda 5
spitting in a womens glass is believed as a myth by some to make females horny, he wanted sex pure and simple. dame so many comments and not one person thout of this? sad men sad you should now all 20 of these myth by now.
Trojan_Whore 2
That's disgusting behaviour. What an incredibly inconsiderate, mean spirited douchebag. I know he's your husband and all, but that's just downright disrespectful in so many ways.
beyeswdragon 2
What a nice, caring husband...
beyeswdragon 2
That's the first time I heard about this... o.O Weird people believe weird things.
TogeBara 12
ever heard the term swapping spit? each time you kiss him it has the exact same effect. why would you even care? its gross sure but tbh he is your husband and you have surely kissed him by now meaning you've tasted his spit get over it
toriangel17 14
What an asshole!
bubblesbrynn 4
You know swallowing his load will help you with your morning sickness, as long as its his baby. He will enjoy it, also. Don't believe me? look it up.
sammyjo06 14
You're an idiot. Look it up yourself, dumbass.
Jebitesevsi 11
Maybe OP oopsed her husband. If not, it may be abortion time.
Jebitesevsi 11
The censors deleted my comment. Apparently, if you vent an opinion, you're now a h8er troll.