Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
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Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML
Today, I poured myself a glass of Coke from the bottle in the fridge. While drinking it, I saw tiny pieces floating in it. Apparently, my boyfriend had drunk straight from the bottle in the morning, felt sick and threw up. He then put the bottle back in the fridge. I just drank my boyfriend's vomit. FML
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LadyGore 12
And that's when you throw it in his face after he hands it to you.
shaebayla 6
What the ****!
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Comments (96)
poindexter25 5
Lol that guys a dick hope it wasn't a lugi
Abenti 8
Now now let's look at this from another perspective. It's possible that he is just turned on with the idea of you consuming his saliva. He wants a part of himself to be inside you. *Wink* *Wink*
cosmosis 12
What ever floats your boat champ. If that's what you take from the fml you are a very messed up child.
conqueror57 11
Part of him is already inside her, hence the pregnant part of the fml.
Abenti 8
I was simply stating another possibility. Relax >_>"
pandalover69 26
if he's turned on by spit then she would know that and she wouldn't be posting on here, her husband is just an ass
Abenti 8
So she knows everything that her husband is turned on by? I highly doubt that.
pandalover69 26
she's made out with her husband enough times to know whether or not he's turned on by spit, you're a moron, like I said her husband is just an ass. But he is getting some kind of NON-SEXUAL satisfaction from spitting in her drink, he can't stand something about her so he's taking it out on her by spitting in her drink and then watching her unknowingly drink his spit. That's hate or anger not sex.
Abenti 8
You don't know that. What if OP rarely makes out with her husband?
perdix 31
He's just pissed off that his vasectomy didn't work. Try to convince him they are only 75% effective.
ThatsAfurry 9
He probably thinks it worked and believes the baby isn't his.
breathemein 10
He's probably the reason why you're sick...
raycj 1
Um no pregnancy is the reason why she is sick just like she stated in the FML.
citymayer 7
Then technically by extension he's the reason she's sick.
citymayer 7
Then technically by extension he's the reason she's sick.
souljacker 11
Citymayer, beat me to it. Obv, he is the reason. Hopefully! Lol
Bikrbum 6
Wow!! How did that conversation go?
sheethapins 13
What kind of man does that to his pregnant wife's drink? It's not only disgusting but incredibly disrespectful! Pregnancy is hard enough to go through, but to have a husband who is just that mean and hateful is just horrible. I'm sorry OP I think you should give him a taste of his own medicine and spit in his face, that's essentially what he's doing to you.
krissybabe88 7
I totally just read that in stewie's voice lol
maebelline12 12
Ew that's gross...but you guys have kissed before(my assumption, but most likely if you two are married)and technically you're sharing spit when when you kiss. But still that's just rude and mean of him.
CharresBarkrey 16
You swallow your own saliva all the time, but would you drink a cup of your own spit? It's sort of the same concept, not to mention its completely rude and disrespectful of him.
saluskigrl 3
D bag
natluna79 5
Sounds like deep underlying issues there
toxic_love_sick 0
What a complete asshole