Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML
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Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML
Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML
Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
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Top comments
randomname0151 4
Wow, that's really awful. Hope you're ok.
Kitastropheee 12
Why are you guys hitting the you deserve it button? She doesn't deserve that at all! No one does!
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Comments (146)
rubyliu8420 7
That sounds shitty...
kaykay2234849 6
That is, by far, one of the most painful experiences I have ever had. You are not alone. I just hope that you didn't scream into the ear of the client of the phone.
mrslaneeus 5
Do you work for Gannett?
hellojazzii 0
how the **** did op deserve this?!
ZombieKitteh 8
Dear God that's the most horribly embarrassing thing I've ever read on here
schnips 10
Ovarian cysts are the worst.
safaeita 32
Op I had the unfortunate incident of having food coming out of both ways while i was in the school yard when I was ten .. so I know how bad is it for this to happen in public ! FYL
locky999 1
i also had ovarian cyst but I vomited a lot. FYL for having it out on the other way
DorienSnippe 11
I don't even know what that is, but it sounds so freaking painful! I feel sorry for you!
Kaitlyne Townsend 12
are you OK? my mam has ovarian cysts and she has told me how dangerous it could be if they rupture. hope you get well soon.