Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML
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Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, during an important meeting, I forgot the name for West Virginia and described it as, "Virginia a bit to the left". FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, I wanted to look clever during a work meeting, so I used a thesaurus to find a fancy word for “important.” I ended up calling a project "pivotal" but mispronounced it as "pee-votal" in front of everyone. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, the VP of my company stopped by my desk to personally deliver praise on my recent performance. I watched in helpless horror as the noxious fart I had just released slapped him in the face. He was too polite to leave but gagged through his entire speech. If farts can kill careers... FML
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML
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icnburbbygrl 23
Ah yes, the state of ****** was founded in 1770
Thinkitthrough 23
Horrible partners... something most of us can relate to. unless you are the the bad partner in which case we hate you
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Comments (38)
Khaleesi_26 30
Nerves? Sucks to be you OP. Hope you still did good on your report though!
thevelociraptor 31
Maybe he was just high? Or nerves. Ya, that makes sense.
metroido 21
In my experience, if your partner does poorly, then YOU will get a bad grade as well. No exceptions.
froggyjade 16
Freud would have a lot to say about this
Ichiya 29
Even most psychologists think Freud was crazy.
johbstonjacob 8
Dont you just love it when you do all of the work and they ruin it anyways? Me too!
Sharibrieezy 6
Virginia needs a name change anyways. There are far too many peninsulas for it to still be a virgin.
Zebediabolical 45
The only thing sluttier than a peninsula is an ithmus. And then only barely.
blindguy29 6
**** her right in the pussy
trellz17 19
Haha ******
christian1509 21
Did he get caught?
cole_tyler42 21
Am I the only one bothered by the severe grammatical error in the FML?
AZ_Hockey_Dude 20
That's my boy!!
dakatabg 31
Very intelligent partner