Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
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Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I was working a phone call in a call center when I suddenly began to faint while at it. It turned out to be a bad dream I'd woken up from, because it's been three months since I've worked at that call center. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
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Mr_Zachary 0
At first I thought, "Maybe drugs?" but I soon came to the realization that it was... *Gasp* OBESITY!!!
dragead 2
here's a thought. as long as we're assuming that the OP is fat, maybe, in an extreme attempt to lose weight, stopped eating all together along with exercise. So, if you haven't eaten in a few days and try to walk on a treadmill, there is a good possibility that you could pass out. Or, maybe the OP is diabetic due to his/her weight. Then they have a blood sugar spike and then they faint. Or the OP is a teenage girl who isn't fat at all, but is convinced she is, so she becomes Anorexic and passes out due to lack of eating (see point 1) but who cares, let's just make fun of the fatty, right?
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Comments (134)
lizzilla8297 2
haha sux for u!!!
gronkan 0
I heard that in some former large nation to the east, treadmill walks you. I don't know...
prod324 0
ur a slob thn, wrk out more
ToNstAAr 8
Hopefully no one saw?
brownlace 0
damn boo... lol
alsafady 0
how fat are you? ytd
sucksome 0
epic fail haha =)
adrifter 0
Nah probably tripped over your fat rolls op.
chux4w 0
At least you're going to the gym. Most people who actually go to the gym, whether they can run a mile or a marathon, would prefer to see someone put in 100% and faint after five minutes than not bother. Go back tomorrow, you'll probably go six minutes.
Jonathanaw 0
Sounds like you're trying a crash diet? you probably didn't eat the proper food that day.