Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
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Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I was working a phone call in a call center when I suddenly began to faint while at it. It turned out to be a bad dream I'd woken up from, because it's been three months since I've worked at that call center. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
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Mr_Zachary 0
At first I thought, "Maybe drugs?" but I soon came to the realization that it was... *Gasp* OBESITY!!!
dragead 2
here's a thought. as long as we're assuming that the OP is fat, maybe, in an extreme attempt to lose weight, stopped eating all together along with exercise. So, if you haven't eaten in a few days and try to walk on a treadmill, there is a good possibility that you could pass out. Or, maybe the OP is diabetic due to his/her weight. Then they have a blood sugar spike and then they faint. Or the OP is a teenage girl who isn't fat at all, but is convinced she is, so she becomes Anorexic and passes out due to lack of eating (see point 1) but who cares, let's just make fun of the fatty, right?
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settledownbeavis 0
you lazy ****
MiichelleRomero 7
i think its impossible to faint or pass out for walkin on a tredmill for 5 mins. obviouslyy its a lie. unless ur like reallllllly fkn fat. and im pretty sure uve walked more then 5 mins before unless u fkn sit on ur couch and neverr get up unless u pee or make ur food
andruha1123 5
DD
dragead 2
here's a thought. as long as we're assuming that the OP is fat, maybe, in an extreme attempt to lose weight, stopped eating all together along with exercise. So, if you haven't eaten in a few days and try to walk on a treadmill, there is a good possibility that you could pass out. Or, maybe the OP is diabetic due to his/her weight. Then they have a blood sugar spike and then they faint. Or the OP is a teenage girl who isn't fat at all, but is convinced she is, so she becomes Anorexic and passes out due to lack of eating (see point 1) but who cares, let's just make fun of the fatty, right?
thekaratekidfml 0
# 27 did anybody tell you, you have big breast.
boatkicker 4
Or maybe they were just dehydrated. When your body doesn't have enough water to function properly, it doesn't take a lot of work to make you pass out.
awesomeamandas 37
you don't have to be fat to pass out from a little amount of exercise. a change of diet could've aided in OP passing out, like a drop in blood sugar or something. it doesn't take a lot for a person to pass out.
wolfrahm 0
FYL. You have some sort of disease if you can't walk for 5 minuttes without passing out.. go see a doctor.
Coccinelle_fml 15
I'm sorry I must have left out the part where OP said she was fat. That's because she probably said no such thing, and you can have a low threshold for physical exercice without being fat. Shame most of you are too dumb to realize that.
fallingstarsxox 8
That's exactly what I was thinking everyone was just assuming she's obese that's not the only thing that can hold you back from exercising 5 mind
pokri 0
dumb ass op!
Norris_FTW_77 9
#19- Technically for the OP it was a Guest Room since he/she took a little nappy-poo in there. OP- I hope the same fearful realization you had when you realized you couldn't walk 5 min either makes you do something about your health, or motivates you to invest in The Scooter Store.
Person1233 12
I am really doubting the OP is fat. This has to be a heart condition of some kind. Even fatties can walk on a treadmill for 5 minutes without passing out ...
alex112094 5
lol agree with 12 and another lol for 15
RedPillSucks 31
A little imagination. OP doesn't have to be fat to have problems on a treadmill for 5min. OP could have tried to start out fast instead of gradually building speed, or the person before him/her could have had the incline settings way up. OP congrats for at least attempting to get fit. Next time, see a trainer or a doctor first though.
Sm32589g 0
hahaha morbidly obese!!
Vitamin_C 0
haha, incurably douchebaggy