Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the night at a friend's house after drinking. My phone died and I didn’t charge it. My mom decided I was a missing person, and all of her friends on Facebook decided to post that I was missing. I’m a 27 year-old adult. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
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marshmallowmouse 0
it's...nice that they...care? XD
Tristalyn 0
So they knew enough about you for a cop to come to your door but they couldn't find your phone number to just call first?
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Comments (122)
Xya_fml 0
I'll be the first to apologize for even thinking of doing such a horrific thing, and those people will make sure they never do it again considering you've spread it all across the internet. FML. I'm done. Goodbye.
buttseckz 0
Holy shit, people care about you. it'd be fml if no one cared
kyo27 0
that so stupid!!!! lmfao....what did u tell the cop?
The_Pleb 0
Lol i wish i had friend with humor likes yours FML
the_redQUEEN 0
At least they cared about you enough to find out enough information about you to actually *call* the cops :/ If all you can do is say that your life sucks just because your online friends care about you, then you probably don't deserve them in the first place.
georgiepie 0
Not fake, just incredibly bitchy
jungleman42 0
Don't worry, the next time you leave vaguely-suicidal comments before vanishing for several days and being unreachable by phone or email, we'll just forget about it. People cared enough about you to get worried, that's not a FML. That's a YDI for completely destroying your friendships. Because I know I'm done with you. Peace out.
vodka_hearts 0
not an fml... your friends care about you its' a good thing>
michellechuuu 0
WEAKK at least you have friends that care
FoundManyLemons 0
Oh noes, peoples care about you! **** you asshole. I've seen people turn to rot before their friends called the cops.
unpossible 26
Taken literally, that last sentence is really disturbing.
high_on_water 0
Quite true.