Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spent the night at a friend's house after drinking. My phone died and I didn’t charge it. My mom decided I was a missing person, and all of her friends on Facebook decided to post that I was missing. I’m a 27 year-old adult. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
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marshmallowmouse 0
it's...nice that they...care? XD
Tristalyn 0
So they knew enough about you for a cop to come to your door but they couldn't find your phone number to just call first?
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Guitarist45 0
words cannot describe how hilarious and pathetic this is..... Sorry.......
BritishHobo 0
Man this so pathetic... yet hilarious. One because the OP is a dick 'oh no, I have friends that care enough to be worried about me! What ******* terrible friends that they'd want to be sure that I'm okay!" and second because all the friends commented and the OP got dumped out for being an ungrateful ****. "Today, I got kidnapped by a mental hobo who locked me up for a week, but my friends didn't care enough to notice. FML." Wait, what? Why did I type that last bit?
Gregory7 0
YDI for giving people you don't know your address and also being such a nerd that if your not online for almost a week they think your dead
Similliarian 0
wow. way to be ungrateful. How old are you like 15? according to your friends you're making suicidal comments then disappearing for 6 days? no kidding people would worry for you. that's awfully attention seeking if you ask me... But I wouldn't worry too much, I don't think you'll be hearing from them anymore from what I've seen of their comments...
sickofdrama 0
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primogen18 0
This is why im not on crap like facebook... or myspace.. or hi5... or friendster.. or bebo.. or xanga.. or livejournal.. or any of that. I was tired of people going "are you dead?!" after I didn't sign on for a week, and the way people live their lives on them, if you're not on there 24/7, you don't exist. I would just rather not exist to those people or find better ways to interact with people. I remember when I was first going online, these sites weren't really popular and I used aim for my friends. Other then that we talked on the phone, IMed, emailed, and *gasp* hung out and talked face to face. So I remember what it was like just before and right after all of these social networks become huge... and I MUCH prefer the before =/
rrrice 0
so it was your wow account that you haddent sighned into in a few days...these things do happen when you ignor your giuld....
georgiepie 0
No, it was her account on www.gaiaonline.com She was too busy to reply to any phone calls or texts, to log into her main account or facebook. Too busy to respond to any of the numerous worried people who were reacting to the suicidal facebook comment left. Yet she could use an alternate account on Gaia to view her comments (it records who looks at it). To watch the drama.
HUFILMER 0
You have a VERY valid point. I gota tell everyone when im outa game time so this shit wont happen. Speaking of game time, i gota go get some. :/
KCID_GIB_ATTOGi 0
i...would..be...PISSED!! talk about a stalker
notime2wait 0
lmao that's great.
HUFILMER 0
This isnt an FML this is more like, Who cares. Answer: Your friends. If your friends are nice enough to check up on you dont whine. jeez.