Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spent the night at a friend's house after drinking. My phone died and I didn’t charge it. My mom decided I was a missing person, and all of her friends on Facebook decided to post that I was missing. I’m a 27 year-old adult. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
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marshmallowmouse 0
it's...nice that they...care? XD
Tristalyn 0
So they knew enough about you for a cop to come to your door but they couldn't find your phone number to just call first?
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Comments (122)
Cristaderzi 0
Noo Thisd only be a FYL if you WERE missing and NO ONE cared!!! So yeah you got feiends who cares THATS rare in life!!
couny343 1
why didn't they just call you? 6 days? not even a week
YarMyNameIs 0
Pfft at least your friends care. Oh wait, see if they care anymore after they see this. Good luck with that. ;D
fyou1 0
hahahhah thats really funny. im sorry babe
FritoLovesYou 0
Sounds like something mine would do.
JoeDotPadilla 0
Today, I realized I have friends who care about me. FML Sounds like you spend too much time on the web, and that's just not healthy. FYL indeed.
666jio666 0
hahaha what are you talking about FML you have awesome friends thats hilarious
DameGreyWulf 1
What a wonderful invention Internet is.
GriefBacon 0
A similar situation actually happened to me before. It's really annoying. People are stupid.
Anobodyohai 0
Well, maybe next time you should; a. Answer your phone. b. Text people back. c. Not leave cryptic suicide messages like an attention *****. d. Leave a site like a normal person. e. Understand that they did it because they cared. Oh and you should understand that they won't care again. Just remember that. It's much funnier when you know the whole story.