Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the night at a friend's house after drinking. My phone died and I didn’t charge it. My mom decided I was a missing person, and all of her friends on Facebook decided to post that I was missing. I’m a 27 year-old adult. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
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marshmallowmouse 0
it's...nice that they...care? XD
Tristalyn 0
So they knew enough about you for a cop to come to your door but they couldn't find your phone number to just call first?
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Comments (122)
Gizmo3K 0
They care enough that they were worried about you but were stupid enough to not try to contact you another way before calling the police? Not really an f my life, more like f my friends for lacking common sense.
georgiepie 0
I'd guess it's more likely they were worried for some reason (did the poster leave stupid messages on myspace or facebook before vanishing?) and they got no responses to regular contact (phone/text/email/fb)
pikantna777 0
I think they were probably only online friends so they didn't have any other contact info. Judging by other FMLs people sometimes make and keep friendships through the internet alone...
LemonFairy 0
I don't know about other people, but I do have a large group of online-only friends and the ones who would do this for me all have my cell number along with e-mail addresses. Some have house phone number. So the OP fails at having online friends...
Nagamori 0
Sure, it's embarrassing to have the police show up looking for you, but at the heart of the matter is the fact that you have people who care about you.
SenGaeriel 3
You have some idiot friends. You should've told them you were getting laid for 6 days.
greenltrn2003 0
best week EVER!!!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Sounds like something that might happen to me. Last time I spent three days or so without logging in, when I came back I found out my friends thought I'd gotten in an accident or something and were all worried. (This shows you how much I'm normally online...) It's cute, but it's definitely fml-y in a situation like the OP's.
georgiepie 0
Sounds like half a story honestly, who gives a shit if people cared enough about you to get worried. YDI
IceCream53423 0
and ur friends online know your adress?
aCHORD 0
how is that **** my life? you're friends like you =____________________= thats more like love my life
capricaz 0
How is this an FML? You have friends who care about you and you obviously have a busy life, which is good! WHat do you want no friends or friends who do not notice you're gone? Or no job/school/whatever it is you do?
kravitzz1990 0
they must have been scared that u actually have/got a life.... this is not a fyl.. xx
CarKeyz 0
Yeahh;;