By p - 28/08/2012 20:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML
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perdix 29

Tell him you meant his nose hair.

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CherryLipBalm 1

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

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annie_nk 22

Well, you were really nervous. Hopefully the examiner can put two and two together.

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007type 26

''oh! I meant your other hair'' *hint *hint Way to control the damage

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DerMarktradikale 13

Pro tip: Examiners don't care about compliments, they care about that you actually do what the examn is about.

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zandalee 19

Damn you must have lived hard to look like that at 26! No offense intended.

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klx125cross 9

How do you not notice that someone is bald?

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SousapCody 6

What key do you get when you drop a piano on a military base? A flat major.

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Lycanian 3

I hear ya. I live in Ontario too, and took my exam a few months back. I thought I did terribly but got high eighties instead. Good luck, OP. :)

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Darkmagic666 9

Maybe you thought he had invisible hair?

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kalbrek009 20

No, we don't. It's one thing to go grey & be able to dye your hair...it's a whole different story to be reminded of losing most/all of it prematurely (however we're reminded, be it a comment, looking in the mirror, sun burn to the scalp,etc) others sometimes just take offense (even if we don't mind being bald) because it's like sarcasm about our baldness

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RedPillSucks 31

Soooo..... OPs complement should have been.... Oohhhh, what a great shine. It looks like you have a halo, the way the sun glistens off your head. Thank goodness you didn't have hair to spoil the view.

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