By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 05:25 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML
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kyu_Q 19

You should recommend that Chewbacca start waxing

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DocBastard 38

Beard - sexy Moustache - creepy Chest hair - manly Back hair - The most disgusting thing ever ew ew ew ew ew ew

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worldclassrager 39

I hope he comes back but you don't do the massage...hope your day goes better...

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MyS3lf 24

Usually I have something snarky to say, but today all I can think to say is: Oh. My. GOD. I am so sorry :( That's just horrible.

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jw90 18

Sasquatch needs to go to the barber.

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jrock9093 18

Ask if he would like a wax or use heavy duty gloves and burn your hands after

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underscoreguy 8

I'm cringing while reading your post. That guy needs some sheering and waxing.

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mkcherry 14

If it's a private massage parlor that you own, you have the right to refuse clients, I would have. No amount of money in the world would convince me to have extended contact with someone's hairy back

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ihpp 22

that's just nasty. kudos to you for handling it so well. I'd have freaked out.

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RedPillSucks 31

Actually, that was a combover for his ass hair.

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False_Stupidity 41

I read your comment while having breakfast... I'm not anymore. Thanks for that mental imagery. :-O =={#}

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n00b4liciou5 10

Do you read Shakespeare, OP?

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olpally 32

Chewbacca? Hahaha. Definitely fyl! That's ******* gross.

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