Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
Universe WIN mega YDI
CherishFlowers 0
That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...
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lahp 0
those who grab power via others torment fall fast and those who were tormented seize the power for them selves.. and become the tormentors
f_alltheirlives 3
For being a dick, dissing kids in the halls I hope people continue to harm ya But even more so, hope Buddha punch your balls for ending the FML with karma... YDI
crap09 0
Why the HELL would you say that about Buddha? He's a peace lover. Get your damn religions right and stop talking about them. Buddhism rocks.
f_alltheirlives 3
Dude ar..Nah forget it, sarcasm is lost on the mentally handicapped
crap09 0
Huh. Could have just told me nicely that it was all a joke. Not all people in the world get your humor, alright? Your calling the OP an ass even though you just called me retarded. Alright. Bye now.
f_alltheirlives 3
Yeah whatever retard, IT WAS RHYMING! You told me to shut up about religion, now I'm telling you to shut up in general. Really. Buh-bye
mrsorange21 14
ಠ_ಠ
Arin_Wolfe 2
wow what an immature dick.
cerebellum_fml 0
call the wahhmbulance
sublime93 0
Lmfao
flyboy57 0
I think Screech said it best: Nerds will have all the money!
MiddleChild08 0
YDI for being such as asshole in high school.
36damien 0
For everyone offering sympathy....you never forget being bullied. It is a horrible experience so YDI asshole
Moemoemoe_fml 0
EPIC YDI. How do you like them apples?
Synnie 0
It's funny. I said YDI, but FYL too. Why did no one comment that an adult is acting like a child for throwing out a, maybe, potential worker? Both of you are children. One grew out of it, the other didn't.
akkhima 0
There are more workers these days than jobs. I'm sure the CEO can find someone else to fill the position as well as this guy would have, that wouldn't remind him day after day of the torment he went through in school.
Bleep_fml 0
A potential worker who has shown, for years on end, the exact "qualities" no CEO wants in his employees? Keep in mind this OP didn't just laugh at the guy occasionally, he bullied him all the time. There's no way the CEO would've held such a grudge against someone if that person had just teased him once in a while, this OP must've made the poor guy's childhood hell and must have emotionally scarred him so badly that he still bears the effects. Also, OP: from age 3 through to age 15, I was bullied beyond belief for being an ugly redhead with a high IQ, who preferred reading over chasing frogs with the other kids, and who was actually interested in most classes' subject matter. I'm now 21, my hair naturally changed to dark blonde, I'm an art and photo model studying Linguistics at university, and I got a few great job offerings abroad while I still need to get my bachelor's degree. I also ran into one of my bullies a while ago. She was putting tin cans in the shelves at a local supermarket. :]
Good_old_Grim 8
A CEO that still hasn't grown up... how sad for his workers. Feel happy you didn't get the job - it would be terrible.