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By anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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By JD - 06/02/2010 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

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eurekaroy 6

Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.

stormchaser24 24

Friday 16 September 2011 23:51

Well that sucks but did you get a good grade? The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!

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justinbieber94 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:07

oh damn

perdix 29

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:15

So, what kind of grade did your cheesy overacting get you?

EwanSmith 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:23

smashing the glass must have been pane-ful...

leadman1989 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:17

Both of you are so transparent.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:59

I went all glassy eyed after those puns...

Careful_Coyote 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:25

A+++ I think.

MRVOlivia 22

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:27

FYL-Did you get an A for a realistic performance?

Bluemonster3 26

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:41

At least the teacher has to give you a good grade now.

Buzzy123 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:53

Way to sell it to em!

HU4L188 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:02

I hope you got an "A"

onthetoilet 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:03

You can afford plastic surgery, did you dislocate your hand ? Or did you get new skin grafted on

Norbury 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:48

Being from the UK he'll be using the NHS, so all medical care is free at point of use.

varkey 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:05

Well, FYL for what happened, but also YDI since you really shouldn't pound on glass hard, common sense

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