Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
Today, I saw the allergist, suspecting a shellfish allergy. I’m allergic to corn, peanuts, oranges, oats, perch, and salmon, but not shellfish. I have a freezer full of food I bought yesterday that I can’t eat. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, after years of my very poor diet finally resulted in a long overdue health scare, I declared I must try to live healthier. Also today, I was reminded of my hypersensitive gag reflex (I'm autistic), which causes my body to vehemently protest the consumption of a variety of healthy foods. This sucks. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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suckitsucker 0
HA! soy sorry
redbluegreen 41
People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.
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AnaDoll 0
Well,
hushamushut 0
YDI for being an inhuman vegetarian ****. L2meat asshole.
fotc77 0
YDI for being a vegetarian
thingspoo 0
Guess that's why you should eat like a normal human.
JiggstheMan 0
#1 you make retarted puns (:
CaptainPat 0
Eat meat, it'll all be better.
thuryn 2
I still don't get what being a vegetarian has to do with anything. YDI for not seeing a doctor a long time ago to figure out what your problem was. You'd be allergic to soy whether you eat meat or not.
AnaDoll 0
Well, I must say you people are some of the stupidest, close minded bunch of people I have encountered. So, everyone saying "Oh yeah we have sharp teeth doi" open up a sheeps mouth, or how about a giraffes? giraffe teeth and human teeth are very similar, as well as the fact if we were really meant to eat meat, we'd be equipt with the physical body traits to do so, and probably crave tearing into an animal when it walks past. As well as the fact our digestive tract resembles herbivores considering it's 10-12 times longer than our body length where as carnivores are about 3-5 times longer, as well as the stomach acidity is higher in carnivores than in herbivores, and hey guess what, our stomachs resemble the latter. The list goes on, but aside from the physical facts, those who say that it's the circle of life, we're the top of the food chain blahdi blahdi blah, do you kill your own food like the other animals who actually participate in the food chain? 10 billion animals are killed a year in factories for consumption, but you just cook it, so all you really do is pay for mass killing. If you want to eat meat, go out and buy an animal pig, goat, dog, cat, raise it, kill it humanely, then if you can stomach that, aside from the fact you're probably right f*cked, then you're really on top of the food chain The western world consumes too much red meat to begin with, and everyone can cut down, and all you people eating so much meat, shame you hate animals so much, because there is no humane way to kill 10 billion animals a year. Honestly people educate yourself.
Pixeh_fml 0
finally! someone who points out the truth. I applaud you.
AnaDoll 0
Well, I must say you people are some of the stupidest, close minded bunch of people I have encountered. So, everyone saying "Oh yeah we have sharp teeth" open up a sheeps mouth, or how about a giraffes? giraffe teeth and human teeth are very similar, as well as the fact if we were really meant to eat meat, we'd be equipt with the physical body traits to do so, and probably crave tearing into an animal when it walks past. As well as the fact our digestive tract resembles herbivores considering it's 10-12 times longer than our body length where as carnivores are about 3-5 times longer, as well as the stomach acidity is higher in carnivores than in herbivores, and hey guess what, our stomachs resemble the latter. The list goes on, but aside from the physical facts, those who say that it's the circle of life, we're the top of the food chain blahdi blahdi blah, do you kill your own food like the other animals who actually participate in the food chain? 10 billion animals are killed a year in factories for consumption, but you just cook it, so all you really do is pay for mass killing. If you want to eat meat, go out and buy an animal pig, goat, dog, cat, raise it, kill it humanely, then if you can stomach that, aside from the fact you're probably right screwed, then you're really on top of the food chain The western world consumes too much red meat to begin with, and everyone can cut down, and all you people eating so much meat, shame you hate animals so much, because there is no humane way to kill 10 billion animals a year. Honestly people educate yourself.
thuryn 2
AnaDoll: Actually, I have hunted, shot, cleaned, cooked, and eaten my own ducks before. And they were tasty. Slightly less work was slaughtering my own lamb. Also very tasty. As for your anatomical nonsense, I believe what you are doing is called "confirmation bias." You pick all the facts that fit your theory and ignore the rest. "Blahdi blahdi blah" right back at you. Really. 10 billion animals? Who cares? There are far more than 10 billion insects eating each other without any regard for the pain and suffering of THEIR victims. The only reason *I* prefer humane treatment of the animals is because of what it does to ME if I don't respect them. There *is* a difference between "slaughter" and "torture." And besides, I say once again, WHO CARES ABOUT VEGETARIANS! THE OP IS JUST PLAIN AN IDIOT.