By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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Same thing different taste

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By Kris - 27/07/2024 12:00 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
I agree, your life sucks 288
You deserved it 445

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People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.

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cxal_fml 0

144 - while you are correct healthy people should have a balance between all meat and vegatarianism if they are going to get what they need from food, any one who has a heart or neurological problem increases their health significantly by eating all meat. People with severe neurological problems aren't just put on high meat diets - they are specifically forbidden from all fruit (because it prevents the channels in their brain from functioning correctly), and many vegetables - most commonly carrots, broccoli, peas, all soy (because of the estrogen in it which destroys the myelin sheath on your brain cells - something they have little to none of in the first place). Before it was known that these people shouldn't eat fruits and most vegetables, the treatment for them was periods of starvation. Now its known they can get the same benefits as starvation periods, without the drawbacks, by having the bulk of their food come from the most fatty meats. Over 90 percent of people with neurological problems who eat strictly adhere to eating this way can reduce or eliminate the need for medication and have normal life expectancy. Cardiovascular disease and stroke has a 50-70 percent reduction when eating a diet high in red meats and fatty oils (the healthy ones like olive). No one in the high fat test groups has yet to die from a repeat heart attack - though several have died in the more vegatarian and US food pyramid test groups since they've been studying this over the past 10 years

bkovar 0

fail for bring a vegetarian fail for eating soy

Although I'm not a vegetarian, I do feel for you. I hope you can find a substitute for the soy! Good Luck!

burttrub0 0

AnaDoll Sorry, but you are indeed ignorant. I have no problem with vegitarians. i mean thats now how we are genetically. We are clearly omnivores. Bears eat mostly vegetables and the likes, mostly because meat is difficult to attain in the wild. It isnt for us. Therefor one can conclude its only natural for us to eat it. Though i agree we eat far to much red meat

Proud liberal is a pompous ass. Proud liberal's logic is that everyone who thinks slightly different from him is a republican. GTFO the internet.

26(ccyto) - Carnivore ;) I can understand vegitarianism for non meat likers, but cannot stand the ones who do it to "save animals"

HeresYaSign 0

eat a freakin' stake! good lord...

suckstobeyou3 0

I know I already commented but this point needs to be stressed: you jerks keep your ignorant comments to yourself. Vegetarianism is NOT wrong. It is wrong to judge a person on what they eat or don't eat. Now, go eat twice the daily recommended amount of meat like most other Americans do. While you do that, here are some things to check out: http://www.vernoncoleman.com/eatingfor.htm http://www.emagazine.com/view/?142 http://why-vegetarian.blogspot.com/2007/07/why-eating-meat-is-bad-for-you.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIjanhKqVC4 Have fun.

Travel I agree with u Proud liberal can choke on some lettuce