Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
Today, I saw the allergist, suspecting a shellfish allergy. I’m allergic to corn, peanuts, oranges, oats, perch, and salmon, but not shellfish. I have a freezer full of food I bought yesterday that I can’t eat. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, after years of my very poor diet finally resulted in a long overdue health scare, I declared I must try to live healthier. Also today, I was reminded of my hypersensitive gag reflex (I'm autistic), which causes my body to vehemently protest the consumption of a variety of healthy foods. This sucks. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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suckitsucker 0
HA! soy sorry
redbluegreen 41
People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.
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Comments (368)
klutzilla1275 0
#90, if your not trying to tell people your vegan your doina pretty shoty job of it ;] this sucks though, that must be harder for you now.
xox_what_now 0
Proud liberal Obama would b dissapointed
maggy_fml 0
sorry, i didn't mean to put the #74 there, but i did mean proud liberal
cla1re 0
proud_liberal: you're just mad that you're being attacked. you can believe whatever your little heart desires, but calling people swine because you don't agree makes you the swine. 89- thank you. obama embraces all people, not just the left.
kbd77 0
Wow.... I think I saw about 20 "YDI for being a vegetarian!!!"s when i scrolled through this. It's a choice, people, don't be assholes about it. I eat meat probably every day, but I respect the choices that others make because it does not affect me in any way. So why are you all getting pissed that they don't eat meat? If anything, you should be happy; they're leaving more good meat for you! ;)
PTB 0
Eat some real meat pussy!
ZiggyMorrison 0
you silly hipsters and your not eating meat no one gives a shit
maggy_fml 0
#94 i don;t know these people and these people don;t know me, so that makes sense right? anyway, it's not like i completely hide it, i simply don't mention it when i meet someone, my parents love to tell everyone though x[ when i tell someone i'm vegan upon meeting them they assume horrible things about me so i rather them get to know me first
xox_what_now 0
Proud liberal isn't even standing up for Obama Hes just bashing republicans And meat eaters?????
mrwoo2 0
I'm a vegetarian and I'm also allergic to soy. It's not so bad, I didn't like the soy products anyway. Really, if you need the fake meat shit then you might as well eat the real meat, it's better for you anyway. Or uh, actual vegetables work too.