Love: Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later...

By Malarky - 23/06/2016 19:10 - United States

Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

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Friday 24 June 2016 15:17

You're doing it right. She's doing it wrong.

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Friday 24 June 2016 15:17

That seems contradictory...

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Sengelbrekt 9

Tuesday 13 September 2016 8:11

Virgin, maybe?

anonymouskatliz 7

Monday 26 September 2016 5:06

Totally relatable. I avoid getting turned on too because my bf and I are saving our V cards for the marriage. Patience is key. The first cuddle always seems like a big deal.