By Malarky - 23/06/2016 19:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML
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RememberSchlitz 9

You're doing it right. She's doing it wrong.

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Kihdd 8

why are so many comments downvoted to hell?

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nanner6206 24

spelling, grammar, idiots, bad advice.

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Myeyesbleed 15

also maybe because all the rape suggestions. like "she dosent understand her body" " shes playing hard to get" "theres your cue" "do it when she dosent know" ya those comments deserve the down votes. She wasnt a bitch to the guy. she said that she was uncomfortable with the way she felt and didnt want to do it again. in short hand she said no. the comments this FML had attracted make my skin crawl

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BloodyGlass 10

Someone is working with a three watt bulb for a brain.

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pacman490 21

Must be one of those fake lesbians who just wanted to be part of a group

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CodeZinc 4

What the ****, how does that make any sense

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Ise_fml 6

OMG, OP! Now you admit that you were totally turned on as well, and that you totally like her.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Respect her wishes and don't do it ever again. You could also ask why. If you two can't come to an agreement, cut it off and move on.

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GhostFox 33

The number of comments being derogatory towards someone for not wanting to participate in something that makes them uncomfortable is ridiculous. The number of comments that are essentially suggested to sexually assault the poor girl is just plain disturbing, and the people making those comments should be ashamed of themselves. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people? The only thing that means "yes" in regards to sex is "yes." Forcing someone into an act they've declined because "they don't know their body" or "their playing hard to get" is sexual assault. Kindly exile yourselves from society until you understand what consent means.

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