Work: Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon.... - FML

By fashionista1787 - 12/09/2011 03:23 - United States

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Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2013 13:58 - United States - Wayne

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Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

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Schnyduh 4

Monday 12 September 2011 8:48

Awkward......

globalmeltdown 3

Monday 12 September 2011 8:49

that's disgusting...

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ShakiraShakira 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 13:34

Oh my god what a creep! Your life definitely sucks!

stuffhappens223 7

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:51

It would've been funnier if you were a boy...

number20 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 1:34

Oh... well that's not creepy AT ALL! (notice the sarcasm)

cantdobetter 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:55

what the **** is wrong with people, seriously

Desereyful 0

Friday 8 June 2012 18:44

Sicko!

BenTaz 7

Friday 3 August 2012 20:31

He's really CIA and wants to clone you.

shayundead 9

Monday 22 April 2013 1:18

this is a old fml...

sydstoomuch 19

Tuesday 9 September 2014 13:49

Lmao!! Sorry that is just too funny and weird

brendejafulable 41

Tuesday 23 September 2014 9:05

I cant read it without making it rhyme.

kkupka93 4

Saturday 11 June 2016 1:18

The reason its good for the garden is because if the iron in the blood, plants love iron

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