Miscellaneous: Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding....

By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML

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Nice to know

By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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By al0406 - 22/03/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

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By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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teqifsha 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:03

I think you're allowed to do that.

lives_ppl 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:05

I'm sorry but that is too funny

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Macthenyfe 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:48

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family

Mizzbeth17 0

Monday 5 October 2009 15:45

in other words. I couldn't regonize u if his life depended on it

Jincos 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 8:02

cmac, fact is you're an idiot. You have no reasons to call this fake...period. If you're going to claim something; Let's see if you passed the test my baby troll: 1.) Gave examples (X) 2.) Supply a conclusion (X) 3.) Trolled fairly good (X) 4.) Spammed the topic (A+) 5.) 100% positive troll (X) Your grade: 1/5 = 20% meaning...you fail.

theUnnamed 0

Monday 16 November 2009 22:39

Awkward but If he didn't realize it was you when he made the comment it was a totality honest opinion you will never get a more honest opinion from one of your parents. Plus its not all that surprising that your dad would find you attractive considering that you half your features came from your mom who he obviously found attractive