Miscellaneous: Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa...

By al0406 - 22/03/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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Cheers, Henry

By Tams - 12/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I was eating lunch with my grandmother when a very muscular young man entered the restaurant. As soon as he walked in, my 70-year-old widowed grandmother looked at him and said, out loud, "Ooh, eye candy!" Everyone in the restaurant began staring at us, and the poor guy's face was red as a tomato. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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zraya218 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:05

Well then. Coats pwn sisters.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:06

And I would have been like, "You're old!"

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zraya218 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:05

Well then. Coats pwn sisters.

dont_stop_believ 0

Monday 14 June 2010 7:53

why r ya all saying fyl?! f the sisters life for not having a nice coat!

blo0_starZz 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 7:23

My first thought was "PEDOPHILE!":o xD

duckpsy 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:05

That sucks. F your life.

Meow34 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:06

PWNED. Your grandpa is a dick.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:06

And I would have been like, "You're old!"

chelzy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:18

yeah!!! tell the old fart to get a life!!! and a new fake hip!!! that's why he's bitching!!! his hip Is probly busted!!

Jmgonzo 10

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:02

How is it an insult to have a busted hip?

DaftPyramid 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:12

Haha, your Grandpa is funny.

iloverichardhell 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:17

At least you have a nice coat.

AutumnJazz 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:22

Maybe you're really young? Or maybe he felt your sister needed a confidence boost?

liz16 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:26

could be worse, coulda said your coat was ugly.

breaksprinter_ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:28

Your GRANDPA said that? I'm not quite sure I believe that, sorry. But maybe, he really did think your sister needed a confidence boost because if you didn't need one, then he could obviously think the same of you. And maybe he didn't think you would have appreciated receiving the same compliment as your sister. How old are you anyway?