By now afraid... - 03/04/2016 17:28 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

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Joshawott 21

I think #1 meant "move house", not "move on".

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Death546 25

I think it's time for a restraining order

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hoeslikedicks 21

Your house is probably haunted by her. LOCK THE SAFE!

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SleepyPharma 21

I was under the impression that you had to be dead to haunt someone. If they're alive they just call that stalking!

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PennyLane27 32

I don't know why this is downvoted. sound advice!!!

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PharmacyJoe 13

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

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KatieJBabe 27

Could have been submitted on the 1st.

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Demon_of_Light 27

Drive to her house and throw them at her.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Don't validate her stalking with more stalking.

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vandj8 9

No, he should go there and put the bowl on her front porch (or step or whatever).

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mjtg25 3

nah if she's as psycho as he says she'll just eat them without thinking about it.

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Phantom425 11

And this was the last post we ever saw from OP.

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lantz4levi 19

I'm kinda wondering why op isn't a fan of green beans besides this incident. They are amazing to eat

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HelenLFC 27

Maybe because he's only had cheap microwaved ones. They can be stringy

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heroqucas 25

Maybe it's because of his ex

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