By now afraid... - 03/04/2016 17:28 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13
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I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

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MoidixMois43 21
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Time to change the locks?

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gatorclay97 28
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You may want to move...

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vikky538 28
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Joshawott 21
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I think #1 meant "move house", not "move on".

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dolfinmaster 7
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Doesn't mean the girlfriend did

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MoidixMois43 21
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Time to change the locks?

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Death546 25
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I think it's time for a restraining order

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hoeslikedicks 21
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Your house is probably haunted by her. LOCK THE SAFE!

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Liammg 12
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ghosts can get through safes

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SleepyPharma 21
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I was under the impression that you had to be dead to haunt someone. If they're alive they just call that stalking!

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tigerthepredator 16
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Set up sone cameras. Show the police.

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PennyLane27 32
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I don't know why this is downvoted. sound advice!!!

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PharmacyJoe 13
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I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

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nickob96 25
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This was posted on the 3rd

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KatieJBabe 27
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Could have been submitted on the 1st.

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Demon_of_Light 27
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Drive to her house and throw them at her.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Don't validate her stalking with more stalking.

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vandj8 9
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No, he should go there and put the bowl on her front porch (or step or whatever).

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mjtg25 3
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nah if she's as psycho as he says she'll just eat them without thinking about it.

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Phantom425 11
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And this was the last post we ever saw from OP.

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lantz4levi 19
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I'm kinda wondering why op isn't a fan of green beans besides this incident. They are amazing to eat

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HelenLFC 27
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Maybe because he's only had cheap microwaved ones. They can be stringy

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heroqucas 25
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Maybe it's because of his ex

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