Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave....

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML

By Alan - 6/5/2016 14:31

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By PharmacyJoe | 13

#6573934 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans.

If not, run.

By MoidixMois43 | 21

#6573926 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Time to change the locks?

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By gatorclay97 | 28

#6573925 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:24

You may want to move...

vikky538 | 28

#6573969 - Monday 4 April 2016 13:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Joshawott | 21

#6573972 - Monday 4 April 2016 14:04

I think #1 meant "move house", not "move on".

dolfinmaster | 7

#6574172 - Monday 4 April 2016 19:23

Doesn't mean the girlfriend did

By MoidixMois43 | 21

#6573926 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Time to change the locks?

By Death546 | 25

#6573930 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:28

I think it's time for a restraining order

By hoeslikedicks | 21

#6573931 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:29

Your house is probably haunted by her. LOCK THE SAFE!

Liammg | 12

#6573954 - Monday 4 April 2016 13:08

ghosts can get through safes

SleepyPharma | 21

#6574186 - Monday 4 April 2016 19:46

I was under the impression that you had to be dead to haunt someone. If they're alive they just call that stalking!

By tigerthepredator | 16

#6573932 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

Set up sone cameras. Show the police.

PennyLane27 | 32

#6574194 - Monday 4 April 2016 19:55

I don't know why this is downvoted. sound advice!!!

By PharmacyJoe | 13

#6573934 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans.

If not, run.

nickob96 | 25

#6574543 - Tuesday 5 April 2016 7:31

This was posted on the 3rd

KatieJBabe | 24

#6574546 - Tuesday 5 April 2016 7:46

Could have been submitted on the 1st.

By Demon_of_Light | 27

#6573935 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:31

Drive to her house and throw them at her.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6573965 - Monday 4 April 2016 13:41

Don't validate her stalking with more stalking.

vandj8 | 9

#6573982 - Monday 4 April 2016 14:33

No, he should go there and put the bowl on her front porch (or step or whatever).

mjtg25 | 3

#6574376 - Tuesday 5 April 2016 1:29

nah if she's as psycho as he says she'll just eat them without thinking about it.

By Phantom425 | 11

#6573955 - Monday 4 April 2016 13:09

And this was the last post we ever saw from OP.

By lantz4levi | 19

#6573957 - Monday 4 April 2016 13:11

I'm kinda wondering why op isn't a fan of green beans besides this incident. They are amazing to eat

HelenLFC | 27

#6574168 - Monday 4 April 2016 19:04

Maybe because he's only had cheap microwaved ones. They can be stringy

heroqucas | 25

#6574478 - Tuesday 5 April 2016 4:52

Maybe it's because of his ex

By Pancake1887 | 8

#6573961 - Monday 4 April 2016 13:21

...Or did she?