By now afraid... - 03/04/2016 17:28 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML
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I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

Time to change the locks?

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You may want to move...

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I think #1 meant "move house", not "move on".

Doesn't mean the girlfriend did

Time to change the locks?

I think it's time for a restraining order

Your house is probably haunted by her. LOCK THE SAFE!

ghosts can get through safes

I was under the impression that you had to be dead to haunt someone. If they're alive they just call that stalking!

Set up sone cameras. Show the police.

I don't know why this is downvoted. sound advice!!!

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

This was posted on the 3rd

Could have been submitted on the 1st.

Drive to her house and throw them at her.

Don't validate her stalking with more stalking.

No, he should go there and put the bowl on her front porch (or step or whatever).

nah if she's as psycho as he says she'll just eat them without thinking about it.

And this was the last post we ever saw from OP.

I'm kinda wondering why op isn't a fan of green beans besides this incident. They are amazing to eat

Maybe because he's only had cheap microwaved ones. They can be stringy

Maybe it's because of his ex