FML : Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She...

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Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By now afraid... / Sunday 3 April 2016 17:28 / United States - Bloomington

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By PharmacyJoe | 13

#6573934 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans.

If not, run.

By MoidixMois43 | 21

#6573926 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Time to change the locks?

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By gatorclay97 | 28

#6573925 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:24

You may want to move...

vikky538 | 28

#6573969 - Monday 4 April 2016 13:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Joshawott | 19

#6573972 - Monday 4 April 2016 14:04

I think #1 meant "move house", not "move on".

dolfinmaster | 7

#6574172 - Monday 4 April 2016 19:23

Doesn't mean the girlfriend did

By MoidixMois43 | 21

#6573926 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Time to change the locks?

By Death546 | 22

#6573930 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:28

I think it's time for a restraining order

By hoeslikedicks | 21

#6573931 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:29

Your house is probably haunted by her. LOCK THE SAFE!

Liammg | 12

#6573954 - Monday 4 April 2016 13:08

ghosts can get through safes

SleepyPharma | 21

#6574186 - Monday 4 April 2016 19:46

I was under the impression that you had to be dead to haunt someone. If they're alive they just call that stalking!

By tigerthepredator | 16

#6573932 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

Set up sone cameras. Show the police.

PennyLane27 | 31

#6574194 - Monday 4 April 2016 19:55

I don't know why this is downvoted. sound advice!!!

By PharmacyJoe | 13

#6573934 - Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans.

If not, run.