Love: Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave.... - FML

By now afraid... - 03/04/2016 17:28 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML

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PharmacyJoe 13

Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

MoidixMois43 21

Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Time to change the locks?

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gatorclay97 28

Monday 4 April 2016 12:24

You may want to move...

vikky538 28

Monday 4 April 2016 13:51

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Joshawott 21

Monday 4 April 2016 14:04

I think #1 meant "move house", not "move on".

dolfinmaster 7

Monday 4 April 2016 19:23

Doesn't mean the girlfriend did

MoidixMois43 21

Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Time to change the locks?

Death546 25

Monday 4 April 2016 12:28

I think it's time for a restraining order

hoeslikedicks 21

Monday 4 April 2016 12:29

Your house is probably haunted by her. LOCK THE SAFE!

Liammg 12

Monday 4 April 2016 13:08

ghosts can get through safes

SleepyPharma 21

Monday 4 April 2016 19:46

I was under the impression that you had to be dead to haunt someone. If they're alive they just call that stalking!

tigerthepredator 16

Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

Set up sone cameras. Show the police.

PennyLane27 32

Monday 4 April 2016 19:55

I don't know why this is downvoted. sound advice!!!

PharmacyJoe 13

Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

nickob96 25

Tuesday 5 April 2016 7:31

This was posted on the 3rd

KatieJBabe 27

Tuesday 5 April 2016 7:46

Could have been submitted on the 1st.

Demon_of_Light 27

Monday 4 April 2016 12:31

Drive to her house and throw them at her.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 4 April 2016 13:41

Don't validate her stalking with more stalking.

vandj8 9

Monday 4 April 2016 14:33

No, he should go there and put the bowl on her front porch (or step or whatever).

mjtg25 3

Tuesday 5 April 2016 1:29

nah if she's as psycho as he says she'll just eat them without thinking about it.

Phantom425 11

Monday 4 April 2016 13:09

And this was the last post we ever saw from OP.

lantz4levi 19

Monday 4 April 2016 13:11

I'm kinda wondering why op isn't a fan of green beans besides this incident. They are amazing to eat

HelenLFC 27

Monday 4 April 2016 19:04

Maybe because he's only had cheap microwaved ones. They can be stringy

heroqucas 25

Tuesday 5 April 2016 4:52

Maybe it's because of his ex

Pancake1887 8

Monday 4 April 2016 13:21

...Or did she?

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