Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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alin123 0
you didnt say excuse me that's why
tisiphone_fml 0
Couldn't you put down the phone for a second, press the mute button, or just say, "excuse me"? This is not a situation that regularly happens to people... honestly, if I were the interviewer, I would have been sort of put-off, too.
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Comments (67)
ayerimrod 0
did u call back?
subarumustang 0
Anyone ever notice that when a girl burps in public...90% of the time she is cute! I guess Cute girls have enough self esteem to burp in public...but if she farts...thats a different story haha.
aardvarkish 17
There's a cutie in my unit who burps and cusses with the rest of us. Keeps us thinking of her as one of the guys.
expen_dable 0
that's a double standard, it's cute when pretty little girls burp but when fat girls burp its disgusting and you throw things at her.
ggggiggity 0
Did you apply for a job at the gas company? if not, FYL for sure. Otherwise expect a 2nd interview, and be prepared to fart in the phone.
itsharkley 8
Ha har oh the sadness
BruceGumdrop 0
Lols at the ability to have a conversation that's long distance via telephones.
Peacemaker9 7
sucks to be u op!!!!
tisiphone_fml 0
Couldn't you put down the phone for a second, press the mute button, or just say, "excuse me"? This is not a situation that regularly happens to people... honestly, if I were the interviewer, I would have been sort of put-off, too.
MilkMcChugger 0
OP, I just want you to know, if I had been the interviewer, you would have gotten a laugh and a job. But yeah, you probably should have pulled the phone away, at the very least.
MollyyMakeout 0
So? You burped. I'm pretty sure the interviewer was human, and has burped in some point of his or her life. Just call back, apologize, and play it off with a little sense of humor? Maybe.
artfreak21 0
Oh my god, they HUNG UP on you? Wow, that's just a tad ridiculous!