Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
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Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
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Top comments
jphill2012 11
wash your damn hands
stormer461 13
I don't get how smelling your own nose can be noticeable. All you have to do is breathe.
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Comments (106)
SetoAyumi 7
This sounds like a funny scene to see.
sheepdog_18 0
Do you mean smelled? Smelt is a kind of fish. Now if you smelled like fish and cigarettes that would be bad.
DocBastard 40
Wait wait wait...why the hell would either your phone or your hands smell like cigarettes or body odor? Where the **** do you store your phone? I'd be much more concerned with that than with your class thinking you're insane.
ASHLeigh_LOve 0
I was think a bit more like her phone was in her bra. . .
mariet_fml 23
Why is your phone out during class?
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I honestly got confused each time I read "smelt" cause I automatically think of the definition "separating metals from impurities by heat". Maybe I shouldn't read FMLs at 5 am when I'm dead tired.
robc32ca 4
It was probably your watch band...
charlotte69er 7
That's why I have my belly button pierced!!
marinus_fml 20
Herp a Derp - less dancing for you, more concentrating on which fml you comment.
charlotte69er 7
Lol what did u call me?
rubberduckie94 13
You sure you were not smelling pot. Gosh I needed a nap following your line of reasoning.
go_Banannas0814 0
You actually made it to college? Good god. I'm going to do the person who sits next to you a favor: take a goddamn shower before you leave the house next time. Gross.
fsamslife92 8
Not necessarily. We had a psychology class in high school.
mercymedical 6
A smelt is a fish. You deserved it.