Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
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Top comments
jphill2012 11
wash your damn hands
stormer461 13
I don't get how smelling your own nose can be noticeable. All you have to do is breathe.
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Comments (106)
Brelywi 15
WTF gross
rubberduckie94 13
Wow! Thanks, I never knew smelt had different meanings until you came along.
Mojjy 3
Tell them to stop being so nosey
fsamslife92 8
You got the feeling that your phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O.? So in the middle of class, you just suddenly remembered, "Oh shit! I was holding my phone in my stinky armpit while smoking earlier!"
BunBunBabe 8
That's when you really regret zoning out in class to try to smell something attached to your face...
hrubi4x4 4
Creeper!
talorylynn 4
"Smelt" isn't a word, moron... Perhaps try an English class after you bathe?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Ha, smart-ass got burned. Look things up to be SURE you're right before you make yourself look like an idiot and an asshole. Smelt is most definitely a word. Just like burnt and learnt.
linkinpark98 24
........Gross.
KatieKupcake4195 9
How do you smell your own nose? I understand smelling the INSIDE of your nose (like a previous comment said: You just breathe), but how oh how do you smell the outside of your own nose? Ô_ô
heartgrenade1 5
Jesus Christ learn some goddamn English. The past tense of "smell" is "smelled". "Smelt" is the past tense of "smelting", a process used to extract metal from an ore. Stop being so retarded, use proper English, and take a shower once in a while and you won't smell like cigarettes and BO.
indigofire1230 3
#81 is correct. Smelt is still correct. Up here in Canada where I am, and in the US as far as I know, smelled is more common now, but smelt is considered still valid as the past tense of smell. Smelt tends to be more common in England than North America, as far as I know. If I'm incorrect feel free to correct me. But yes, in Canadian and American English, the use of smelt there is still correct. Except when referring to the fish "smelt" and producing metal from ore "smelt", of course. :P