Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
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Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
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lexiBRo 0
You people do realize that not all people exchange rings when they are getting married. My cousins are SDA and they don't believe in wedding rings. They have three kids and I would hate for people to look down on her just b/c she isn't wearing a ring when she has been married for many years now.
Xinabeth 0
Some people don't believe in a god, so the choose to not be married under a god. Marriage is a religious concept; if you don't have a religion, why bother getting married? Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean they can't have kids. That lady was quite rude :(
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Comments (406)
hellproof023 6
Why is there so many ydi
aero_eng 2
Ideology aside, I don't understand when people say they had kids first and waited to get married until they could afford the wedding. How could you afford to raise your kids if you couldn't afford a wedding?
alienGirlscout 5
Maybe, here's an idea, they only have so much money and decide to prioritize their children instead of their own wedding. ESPECIALLY if they want their dream wedding one day. I mean, do you know just what a "proper" wedding dress (that is, a dress especially made to be a wedding dress) costs? It's close to robbery, tbh.
alphagirl416 1
Some poeple think they so high and mighty. So what you didn't have a ring
FMLworthy5000 21
Jesus, the nerve of some people -_-
worldclassrager 41
Big deal your pregnant and unmarried you could have just realized you lost your engagement/wedding band...I lose my ring quite often
alienGirlscout 5
Yeeeeeeeah, my parents ARE married, but they got married the same day that I was baptised, because they just kind of thought it was practical ^^ OR she could just be on her way of becoming a single mom, and there's nothing wrong with that either. /shrug
UmbreonKirby 14
Marriage doesn't mean more love then not married. Case in point, a random married man/woman might have an affair and or raise the chile in a way that they develop into a moron like thier parents while the unmarried couple remain loyal to eachother and raise their kid to be a kind caring person. It's not about labels and certificates. It's about the individual cases
Mickey_B_123 6
Some people choose not to marry. I have a friend who's Aunt has been with the same person for 11 years because they dont want to spend all that money on marriage, and then if they break up, all that money, too. The man is considered a part of their family and they respect him as much as they would if they were married. Some people just dont believe in marriage.
sated_child 16
Heh.... Those looks don't get any better if you're walking down the street with your pram alone either...
aneonmoose 11
I'd have looked at her hand then at her and said 'You're one to talk.' Then throw up on her.