Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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wooley29 8
I hope the child is okay.
RainbowHeadache 2
& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.
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head2133 12
Old people driving never ceases to amaze me. I hope the child is ok.
fangz_fml 6
They should get arrested... A kid's life was almost lost!!
criminalmindsfan 0
I think it's actually against the law to do what they did
Awahso 25
It is. Proper term is "Failure to yield to an emergency vehicle". It is actually an arrestable offense, though most of the time it is a traffic citation.
taytaylal 11
you should've yelled at them back and say "im sorry, but im trying to save a 4 year olds life. good day." and give them the little birdy.
2wenty0ne21 0
**** those old people, their times up. U did the wrong thing though by running them off the road. And I only say that because by the fact they survived u didn't do it effectively enough.
cntryiscntrywide 0
thumbs up, good god if I was the parent of that child I'd rage, some people are so stupid.
FYLDeep 26
It's illegal to not let an emergency vehicle pass. You should have done all you could to get them ticketed and had their licenses revoked.
justintwist 0
True dat
JRFaceless 8
Why did you stop for long enough to hear them?
rulezdunmatter 12
I doubt he stopped. He probably returned to speak to them, or they followed him all the way to the hospital. There's really no way he could stop, it would endanger the kid's life even more.
phuketboy 19
12 YDI? Seriously???
TB1_fml 14
I'm guessing that the handful of YDIs are all over 70 themselves.
ecfrost 4
Or a couple people clicking the wrong option.
lolfood 24
Is the kid okay? D:
BigSlingin 0
I would of rammed there car :)
meganfoxsbitch 0
Their
SandiRainbowFish 20
Would have*
death_dolphin24 0
Forgot the period.
rhysfucker 24
Could you radio in and have local law enforcement pull their dumb asses over? It would have been eternal justice if the kid was their grandson; and didn't make it. (too much?)
LilysTillie 7
Yep...too much!
deviable 9
Yes, the little kid paying for their idiocy with his/her life is totally justice in action. Or, you know, not.